Sunday, June 18, 2006
Ero Sennin

Name: Jiraiya
Age: 51
Gender: need me to say more?
Interests: ehem, I rather leave this blank
Accociates: Tsunade, Orochimaru, Yondaime, Naruto
Hobbies: Peeking at women's hot springs/waterfalls blah blah blah, writing his perverted novels widely known as 'Icha Icha Paradise' trilogy
Perverted
Dumb at times
One of the legendary 3 ninjas from Konoha
Summons toads
lazy
great liar (or was it because Naruto's kinda dumb?)
loud-mouthed
boastful
but can be of great help and alliance at perilous times
white long and spiky hair
addresses himself as the 'Toad Hermit'
nicknamed by naruto as 'Perverted Hermit' (Ero Sennin)
good teacher despite his looks and actions
great thinker despite the polluted mind he has
believes in hard work
Personal Opinion
By Raiin
To me, Jiraiya is one of the characters that gave the Naruto storyline some life, actions, and throw in some words of wisdom. Jiraiya, the complete mirror image of what Naruto is now back in his days encounters the same mishaps and experiences as Naruto. Don't believe me? 1, he has a teammate who had gone from good to bad, then bad to worse. Jiraiya-Orochimaru. Naruto- Sasuke. 2, he used to be as worse in techniques as Naruto. Check out the flashback when they had their training using the bells back in their days. Naruto and Jiraiya both got tied up to the pole with no lunch. Muahaha. 3, check out their characters, being bossed around by the kunoichi in their team, Tsunade and Sakura, and both being loudmouths. So? Need me to say more?
Hence it is clear that Jiraiya knows what lies ahead of Naruto, especially when he had the Kyuubi in his body which is hunted by the ominous Akatsuki. So he takes him on training where, according to Naruto, was a merciless training period. Muahaha. But without this perverted hermit, Naruto wouldn't last so long. Obsessed with women, and writing the erotic and ethnically challenged trilogy and side stories of the infamous 'Icha Icha Paradise', Jiraiya spends his times behind screens and bushes, 'collecting data' for his novels. Much to Naruto's disgust, Kakashi and Ebisu's pleasure, he is somewhat never caught. Well even if he did he would have escaped... So next time when you're in a hot spring or somewhere where the dress code is a little out of the ordinary, for girls, beware.
posted by silver_raiin @
2:39 AM
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Naruto's profile

Naruto
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main character of the show
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loud mouth
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Ramen lover
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dumb head
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optimistic
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never gives up
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happy face always
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Team 7
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has a crush on Sakura
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rivals with Sasuke
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taught by Ero-sennin (Jiraiya)
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is as perverted as Ero-sennin
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What else?
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Oh yea
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always uses 'dattebayo'
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gets real lucky at times
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on good terms with Shikamaru, Chouji, Kiba, Akamaru, Lee, and to some extent Neji
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not on good terms with Shino and some extent Ino
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feeds on nothing but Ramen
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Jutsus: Rasengan, Kage Bunshin
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Own jutsus: Naruto Rendang, tenshin taiyatari, Naruto nisen rendang, Orinoken no Jutsu (Sexy no Jutsu), Harem no Jutsu
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Naruto, as I always like to say, is really someone worth looking up to. He has this 'Never give up' attitude that wins him victory most of the time. That has made a difference in a few people's lives, like Neji, who learnt to live on his own will other than follow destiny and Tsunade, who finally realised what her duty is. Since young, he was an outcast due to the monster Kyuubi in his body, but was acknowledged by Iruka-sensei and the others. Now, he lives out of the shadows and aspires to be the next Hokage, to be the strongest ninja in the village and have everyone recognise him. Isn't that some dream? But now that his life is full of twists and turns, it is up to him to learn from each twist and grow from each turn. Afterall, the flower which blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all*
posted by silver_raiin @
4:10 AM
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Laugh
Ok, this is the official post for the anime guide for the Naruto Series. Wait... I don't own these characters and neither am I from TV Tokyo (or was it Tokyo TV).
Hmm... This episode was pretty much weird. It started out with Naruto and Shino (Yes, both of them are on mission together, so much for teamwork). They got this weird mission at some funeral... so at the funeral everyone is suppose to look grim, mourning for the dead, blah blah blah. Yet they are trying ways to make the son of the dead man, laugh...
Why? There's something cracked up about the will, it said that the son would get all inheritance if he can manage through the day without laughing, or else he'll lose every cent of money...
If you ask me, I'd say that father has some screws loosen before he, er, passed on...
Anyway, that's the reason why he hired the Konoha ninjas, because, as you people know, SHINO DOESN'T LAUGH!!!! SO GREAT! PERFECT CHOICE!!!!!!
But as you know... if Shino gets all the credit, then the anime would have to change name. So because of some weird cracked up conspiracy, Shino swallowed a bowl of rice spiked with laughing medicine. So you can imagine what happened next...
A word of warning, if you are a fan of Shino, please don't watch this episode.
Ok, so dear Naruto got the job as a substitute for the son, some kind of stand in... So in come all the relatives trying to make Naruto laugh... I'll leave it to your imagination or you go watch the episode yourself...
In the end, the dad isin't dead, he's still alive (YAY!). Turns out he wanted to bring laughter back into the family. Blah Blah Blah... Like what Silver said, the episode has some 'lame' parts. Me? I think it's a little funny when Shino laughs. No offense to Shino fans but that's the truth.
So why are you still here? Go watch the episode!
posted by silver_raiin @
1:09 AM